Something had to work!

December 28th, 2008

Imagine you are a sixties something Islamic warlord living in a cave in Afghanistan.

Got that!

OK… first thing is… you’re frustrated.

Who wouldn’t be? the more you aim bombs at the coalition, the harder the bastards hit you back!

Worse yet, the younger and cuter your wives get, the limper your dick feels whenever you need to coral them against the cave wall and ’show them who’s got the juice!’ Truth is… lately they’ve started laughing about it behind your back. What’s a warlord supposed to do? I mean… if a warlord can’t get respect from his wives what is the world coming to!!

Trust the indefatigable CIA to come up with an answer. Yes, the spooks with the mostest were sure to find this achilles heel (so to speak) and shoot it up with their sharp arrows.

In an operation codenamed ’spookdick’, the CIA have now started to use Viagra to bribe Taliban sympathisers because it’s so much more effective than money, guns or drugs all of which which they tried previously. What I wonder is… Why did it take them so long to figure this one? The Taliban already have money and guns! But what they don’t have is nice hard dicks to make their multiple wives happy.

So the miracle pill viagra comes to the rescue - MAKE LOVE NOT WAR - not only does viagra stop couples feuding by getting them to concentrate on fucking instead, it is now literally stopping a war by making the warlords cooperative Taliban informants. Justifying this controversial new position one warlord, scratching his crotch, was overheard remarking… ’so what have the Taliban done for me lately…’

We also happily note that viagra does not come under the provisions of the overseas bribery act. In fact, the CIA has informed Totally Free that it is filling this on its tax returns as ‘charitable contributions’.

Free Viagra. At last it’s for real.

November 14th, 2008

Mexico City is giving out free Viagra and other impotence drugs to men 70 and older.

Mayor Marcelo Ebrard says the city is implementing the plan because sexuality “has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness.”

City Health Secretary Armando Ahued said Thursday that the government will start handing out doses of one or two Viagra, Levitra or Cialis pills on Dec. 1.

They will be distributed at three centers that specialize in sexual health for the elderly. The men will receive medical examinations before receiving the pills.

Ahued says an estimated 112,000 men 70 or older live in the Federal District, which has a population of 8.7 million.

Some 20 million people live in the greater Mexico City area.

It’s all in the name…

August 13th, 2008

No I don’t mean the name Cialis, Viagra or Levitra. I mean the name of the town - in this case Bogota.

Now there’s a name to conjure with.

To explain to those of you who may have just dropped in from another planet, Bogota is in Columbia and it is to drugs what MIT is to technology, or Wall Street is to stocks. But this story doesn’t concern that Bogota, apparently there is another far less famous Bogota in New Jersey of all places.

Anyway, Bogota (NJ) police have arrested a worker in a mini-mart for illegally selling Viagra and a generic version of Cialis from ‘under the counter’ . This cad was also selling marijuana smoking paraphernalia. His name is Ahmet Kaya. He’s aged 30 and at the time of writing is being held in jail on $20,000 bail. Apparently, the guy can’t be bailed due to an immigration issue so he’s obviously one who likes to push his luck. The store’s owner cannot be reached because he is on vacation in Turkey and I understand that he may very well stay there until this silly misunderstanding gets cleared up.

‘Viva Viagra’ Coming to a Bedroom near you

July 13th, 2008

Some funny stuff below from some newspaper or another…

Point is - here’s a Viagra commercial where a bunch of guys (studio executives it seems) are bouncing around singing ‘Viva Viagra’.

Question the writers pose is why?

They wonder why there are no women in the commercial.

Not much imagination these guys. Maybe they are gay! Maybe the Pfizer execs have decided to target the gay viagra market.

It’s a possibility - you have to admit. Although not very likely to my mind.

In my opinion, the commercial’s creators surely realised how unrealistic it would be to have men hollering the virtues of viagra in front of women. Even someone with half a brain knows that you NEVER mention this stuff to women. None of us (I repeat not a single one of us) takes this shit! We can all do the sex thing better at fifty than we could at twenty because of vitamins, good genes, or just fucking magic.

Anyway, here’s the read…

When did Viagra commercials start to look like beer commercials? A new Viagra TV commercial dramatically begins with the on-screen graphic “Nashville 1:22 AM” and then it shows a gaggle of old, graying studio musicians who are ostensibly singing about their ever-loving wives at home but are obviously lusting after the luscious young Music Row babes that their own failing erectile equipment deny them access to. So they’re heartily saluting the little blue pill that makes a vestige of eternal youth possible, one that allows old guys to make at least a few more last stands.

These old studio guys have made some money, so they all have cherry ‘65 Mustang convertibles or vintage Harleys or even a vintage Porsche or two. What they don’t have is what they most want. And that is something that is wasted on young men. It’s what Viagra is thumping with commercials like this one. What the targets of this commercial really need — and I am offering this suggestion to Viagra free of charge — is a little lead in their pencils. Pencil companies, please get in line. Oysters in the diet, perhaps?

I’m not the only person to wonder why this Nashville-themed commercial, as part of a current series of Viagra ads, has no women in it. This commercial depicts a bunch of supposed Nashville studio pickers getting together to sing “Viva Viagra” at 1:22 in the morning and to trade meaningful glances with each other. What’s going on here? Is this actually some kind of weird private club down on Demonbreun? Where they do strange Viagra things behind closed doors? You can just imagine the brainstorming session that led to this gem: “Good times! Good fun! The guys will all get together and pop some Viagra and see what pops up!” You kind of expect the old guys to break into “Strangers in the Night.” Or “Hard Times.”

Happy Birthday Viagra!

March 28th, 2008

Yes - it’s time to sing Happy Birthday to the little blue pill that has made such a difference to so many lives. Viagra turns ten years old today. Soon it will be old enough to smoke and have sex!

Viagra improves heart function, finds study

July 14th, 2007

Viagra doesn’t only help in boosting a man’s performance in the bedroom, but as researchers have also found, it can also help improve heart function.

This finding means that the popular drug prescribed for erectile dysfunction can potentially save the lives of people with specific heart problems.

The study was conducted by researchers at the University of Alberta who are now encouraging doctors to consider prescribing the drug when a patient has a failing right ventricle of the heart, a dire condition for which there are currently no treatments available.

Dr. Jayan Nagendran, a cardiac surgery resident at the U of A and the first author of the paper, said that the finding was important as Viagra can be clinically and immediately relevant to help these patients.

‘There are a number of medical conditions in both children and adults for which there is a need to boost the performance of the right ventricle, and this drug can be clinically and immediately relevant to help these patients,’ he said.

‘Sometimes the right ventricle can fail rapidly and even result in death, like in lung transplant surgery, for example. In such a case, Viagra may increase the right ventricle’s performance and save the patient,’ Dr Nagendran added.

Dr. Evangelos Michelakis, a U of A cardiologist, the Canada Research Chair in Pulmonary Hypertension and the senior author of the paper, said that another reason boffins were thrilled with the results of the study was because whiel there are a number of drugs and therapies available to treat the left ventricle of the heart from failing or afterwards, there are no current treatments for the right ventricle.

‘We have a number of drugs and therapies available to treat the left ventricle of the heart to prevent it from failing or to treat it after it has failed, but we don’t have anything for the right ventricle. The phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors, which include Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, may offer some important benefits in this case,’ he said.

In a healthy person, phosphodiesterase type 5 constricts arteries in two places in the body-the lungs and the penis. In the lungs, it prevents excessively low blood pressure. In the penis, it prevents excessive engorgement.

However, undue phosphodiesterase type 5 can constrict these arteries too much and cause problems, as it does in the case of pulmonary hypertension, where lung arteries constrict and put a strain on the right ventricle of the heart.

Phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors allow the arteries to relax so that blood can flow more easily.

The researchers studied human hearts and showed that phosphodiesterase type 5 is expressed in large amounts in thickened (hypertrophied) right ventricles, but not in healthy hearts. They replicated their results in animal models and also showed that Viagra enhanced the output of hypertrophied right ventricles.

Michelakis noted that this might be the first example of a drug that can improve the function of the right ventricle (which is diseased in pulmonary hypertension), without affecting the left ventricle (which is normal in pulmonary hypertension).

‘This selectivity is important and has direct clinical implications. Relaxing the lung arteries alone may not be sufficient to help the patient, if the right ventricle is too weak to push blood through them. A drug such as Viagra, with a combined beneficial effect both in the lung arteries and the right ventricle of the heart, offers a significant advantage,’ Michelakis said.

‘Viagra is a drug that millions of people take every year, and we’ve just learned something new and essential about how it works,’ Nagendran said.

‘This drug can have an immediate and direct clinical application, so we’re pretty excited about these findings,’ Michelakis added.

Viagra saves lives… and not just love lives!

April 21st, 2007

INSIDE his spotless Corstorphine bungalow, 54-year-old Grant Crow answers the phone with a gentle voice as another call comes through from a worried patient who has just been diagnosed with the same life-threatening illness he has - pulmonary hypertension (PH).

In his calm, assured manner, with still a trace of a Canadian lilt to his accent, Grant puts the man at his ease, relieving his worst fears in the way only a fellow sufferer can and promises to send him literature on the rare lung disease - now manageable thanks, in no small part, to Grant’s efforts.

Five years after he was diagnosed with PH, Grant has thrown himself into helping fellow sufferers, spending most of his day staffing the helpline or doing paperwork for PH charity, Pulmonary Hypertension Association UK. For the father-of-three knows he is lucky to still be alive - and he owes it all to Viagra.

Grant became the first person in Europe to go on a revolutionary trial in 2002 to use the celebrated impotence treatment to treat PH, an illness difficult to diagnose and sometimes mistaken for asthma, and from which, without treatment, sufferers are given only two to three years to live. He told doctors at the specialist treatment centre at Glasgow’s Western Infirmary to put him on any trial going after he received the devastating diagnosis, following many tests to find out why he was coughing up “buckets of blood” and getting breathless at the least exertion.

The former restaurant manager, who played semi-professional ice hockey during the 28 years he lived in Canada, told the Evening News in 2005 how being a guinea pig for taking Viagra to treat PH saved his life.

It is now four-and-a-half years since Grant began taking Revatio - a drug with the same active ingredients as Viagra. Since then it has been licensed to treat other patients with PH, including a fellow PH sufferer, who lives just a mile from Grant.

Grant says the innovative treatment has given him a quality of life he couldn’t have expected otherwise. Casually dressed in a sweatshirt, slacks and slippers, surrounded by family photographs in his cheery living room, he says he’s had highs and lows on the pills but, without them, he believes he would be dead.

He says: “When I was diagnosed, without treatment, they gave me 18 months. The only other thing at that point was being fed a drug through a Hickman Line in your chest but they thought oral therapy would give me a better chance of life. Now I pop about a dozen tablets a day and that keeps me going.

“I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for the drug, it’s as simple as that.”

PH Awareness Week, which begins on Monday, aims to draw attention to the rare lung disorder in which the blood pressure in the pulmonary artery - which carries blood from the heart to the lungs - rises far above normal levels. The cause is unknown but around 4000 people have been diagnosed as sufferers in the UK and an estimated further 4000 are still undiagnosed.

Grant had to give up his job as a restaurant manager when he was diagnosed because he was ill and to make time for his frequent travel for tests to Glasgow’s Western Infirmary, where they specialise in PH care. Now he spends his days working at home to help the PH charity and walks to the bus stop to collect his nine-year-old daughter Amanda from school, when he feels able.

Some days however, even that is too much of an effort. “Sometimes I walk to the bus stop and have to take a wee stop. I look at the trees and maybe pretend to tie my shoe laces. I have bottles of oxygen I can take through a mask if I get really bad.”

Despite the pills, he had to be hospitalised in October 2005 for around ten days after he began to find himself completely exhausted at even minimal activity, to the point where he woke up one morning and couldn’t get out of bed.

“My wife went behind my back and rang the GP. He came and took one look at me and said he’d call an ambulance, but I have a phobia of ambulances and I said my wife would take me in the car. I was getting severe pains in my chest and I though my day had come.”

Grant was admitted to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, where he was given lots of oxygen. “They put me on 12 to 14 litres of oxygen a minute in a huge mask. It was like a Force Ten gale blowing in my face.”

The hospital arranged for him to go to Glasgow, where he was treated at Gartnavel Royal Hospital and they put him on Tracleer tablets to bring down his blood pressure by widening the blood vessels, before sending him home.

“I’m on a high level of Revatio, but there’s still room for them to up it. There’s a few side-effects but nothing I can’t live with - your nose constantly runs and I have a lot of gastro-problems, with a burning sensation in my stomach.”

He also has poor circulation and suffers from badly swollen ankles, which look purple-black in colour, though Grant claims they are not painful.

“It’s like someone tying a load of elastic bands around your feet,” he says.

Every three months Grant has to go to Gartnavel, where they do tests, such as putting him on a walking machine for six minutes to check his fitness hasn’t deteriorated. He also gets his Viagra tablets there - he pops 21 pills throughout the day, 12 of which are Revatio - as though the drug is now licensed for PH, he can’t get it from a regular pharmacy.

Grant says it took him a long time to accept his illness and he spent ages racking his brains to think how he got it, or when it first took hold. It was particularly difficult because he was a very active person before, used to working hard and taking the dog for a walk everyday after years of “zooming around the ice”.

With early diagnosis and correct treatment almost two thirds of PH patients will survive longer than five years. But Grant says he takes a day at a time. “I’m a realist now and live for each day.”

PULMONARY hypertension (PH) is a rare lung disorder in which the blood pressure in the pulmonary artery rises far above normal levels. At the same time as the blood pressure rises, the walls of the pulmonary arteries become thicker. What causes the pulmonary arteries to thicken is not known in a lot of cases.

People with PH suffer a variety of debilitating symptoms that result in poor everyday health and quality of life, including breathlessness, dizziness, fainting, chest pains, and lethargy.

Anyone can get PH, although it tends to be more common in women in their 30s and 40s. Many patients are left untreated and for them the disease is potentially life-threatening, with an estimated survival time of less than three years from the time of diagnosis.

The new treatment, Revatio, which has the same essential ingredients as anti-impotence drug Viagra, reduces blood pressure in the pulmonary artery and improves exercise ability for patients. Pfizer undertook a six-year clinical development programme for Revatio because there was evidence that its constituent sildenafil citrate could be an effective treatment in PH.

Warfarin, a drug that stops the blood from clotting, is another drug often prescribed to patients with pulmonary hypertension because they have a tendency to form small blood clots in their lungs.

RICHARD CULLERTON, 43, also from Corstorphine, went to the doctor because he was feeling constantly lethargic and getting severely out of breath every time he walked up a hill.

He had just turned 40 and readily admits that he was unfit and carrying a few extra pounds.

But the dad-of-one, who survived testicular cancer at the age of 22, was really struggling any time he did any physical exercise.

With a heavy heart he went to his doctor - whom he thinks is the one who also treated Grant - who diagnosed him with PH. Richard says: “I was carrying a bit of weight and went for an MOT.

“The GP is a superstar for picking it up.”

The former First ScotRail train driver who now, because of his illness, works for the company in an office role, says it’s been a boost to find a fellow patient so nearby.

“To find out that someone else with PH stays within a mile of the house is unusual. He’s always very upbeat and he’s been able to give me a bit of advice. Also the Pulmonary Vascular Unit in Glasgow is first class,” he says.

The diagnosis was a second blow to the dad-of-one who got testicular cancer just after he got married. However he made a quick recovery from that and hopes he will be as lucky with PH.

“They just took one [testicle] away and sewed me up and sent me away,” he says. “The follow-up is scary though - waiting to see if it will come back.”

Thanks to Grant’s bravery in being part of the pioneering trial in the use of Viagra for PH patients, Richard has been taking the drug since it got its licence.

“I’m on Viagra and it has improved my quality of life.

“I can get along normally and it gives you a lot of pick-me-up.

“I’ve been on it a year since it was licensed and it has stabilised me,” he says.

“That’s a result. Until something else comes on they keep you on it.”

He adds cheekily: “And it puts a smile on my wife’s face.”

Korean Viagra passes its US tests

April 7th, 2007

Dong-A PharmTech Co., Ltd. announced that it has completed a 340 patient phase 2b “at-home” clinical study for udenafil, its new long acting (12 hour half-life) oral phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5) inhibitor for erectile dysfunction (ED). The multi-center study conducted in the U.S. was a randomized, double-blind, placebo controlled study, designed to investigate the efficacy and safety of udenafil in patients with ED. Following a 4-week non-drug baseline period, 340 men with ED of broad etiology and severity were randomized to one of four treatment groups: Placebo, udenafil 50mg, udenafil 100mg or udenafil 150mg. The drug treatment period was 12 weeks with evaluations every 4 weeks. The primary efficacy endpoints were the change in the International Index of Erectile Function (IIEF) Erectile Function Domain (EF) score from baseline to final visit; mean vaginal penetration success rates and mean intercourse completion rates calculated from the Sexual Encounter Profile (SEP) questions 2 and 3, respectively. The study had several secondary efficacy measurements including changes in scores from the other IIEF domains, scores from the remaining SEP questions, changes from baseline in the Patient Self-Assessment Questionnaire (PSAE) and the mean Global Assessment Score (GAQ).

All primary efficacy endpoints were statistically significant compared to placebo. The mean vaginal penetration success rates were 72% (50mg), 88% (100mg) and 82% (150mg) and significantly (p<0.001) higher compared to the 60% observed in the placebo group. The mean intercourse completion rates were 53% (50mg), 66% (100mg) and 69% (150mg) and significantly (p<0.001) higher compared to the 38% observed in the placebo group. Patients reporting improved erections after the 12-week course of therapy were 58% (50mg), 80% (100mg) and 73% (150mg) and significantly (p<0.001) higher compared to 31% in the placebo group. Fifty percent (50%) of the patients in the 150mg group shifted to normal erectile function (EF domain scores >25) after 12 weeks on drug compared to 14% in the placebo group. All three active dose levels were well-tolerated; the most frequently reported adverse events were nasal congestion, flushing and headache and were mostly mild to moderate in intensity. No myalgia, back pain, leg pain or vision disturbances were reported and no serious adverse events related to the drug were reported. Only 4 patients withdrew from the study due to adverse events related to the drug.

Dong-A PharmTech Co., Ltd anticipates that the completion of the phase 2b trial will allow it to proceed with phase 3 clinical trials in the U.S. and Europe.

“We are extremely pleased with the results of this 340 patient phase 2b clinical trial in the U.S. which clearly demonstrated an excellent efficacy and safety profile in erectile dysfunction patients,” stated Dong Hyun Park, President and CEO of Dong-A PharmTech. “The completion of this study is a major milestone in the development of udenafil. We plan to aggressively pursue regulatory approval in major markets throughout the world and to replicate in those markets the commercial success already achieved in Korea.”

Udenafil was approved by the Korean FDA in November 2005 and launched by Dong-A Pharmaceutical in Korea under the brand name Zydena® in late December 2005 as the fourth entrant to the ED market. By the first quarter of 2006, Zydena® garnered 21% market share in Korea in terms of tablet volume and effectively expanded the Korean ED market volume by 16% through the introduction of new patients as well as re-entry of former patients. To date, Zydena® has maintained its market share, surpassing Levitra®, and nearly reaching parity with Cialis® by sales volume.

Dong-A PharmTech Co., Ltd. has initiated the approval process for udenafil in China by filing for import verification. The company is expecting to complete the requirements of the Chinese drug regulatory agency (SFDA), which include a local clinical study, and receive marketing approval in China by 2008.

China’s pharmaceutical market has expanded dramatically in the past decade, and is currently valued at over US$25 billion. It has been reported that as many as 50 percent of Chinese men aged between 40 and 70 are suffering from ED, comparable to other countries. Udenafil is expected to participate in a growing prescription ED market by offering a long-acting and safe product that will compete with Viagra® (Pfizer), Cialis® (Lilly) and Levitra® (Bayer/GSK/Schering-Plough).

Lilly launches Cialis in China

April 2nd, 2007

Eli Lilly & Co., maker of impotence drug Cialis, hopes that Chinese couples who might resort to traditional aphrodisiacs or divorce court to resolve sexual problems will seek marital bliss with its own remedy.

The U.S. drugmaker launched a marketing campaign for Cialis in the world’s most populous country on Thursday with the release of a survey showing that 45 percent of middle-aged Chinese couples had experienced erectile dysfunction problems.

Since only one-third of those couples had thought about seeking treatment, Lilly believes that efforts to boost awareness of the problem would increase sales of Cialis, whose long-lasting effects have given it the nickname “the weekender.”

“This drug is effective, because men are like light bulbs. They can be turned on and off easily. Women are like irons, they need a long time to heat up, but also a long time to cool down,” said psychologist Qiu Xiaolan, brought in as part of Lilly’s media campaign to educate the public.

Cialis, which has been distributed to 5,000 Chinese pharmacies this month, is effective for up to 36 hours, longer than rival drugs on the market, Lilly says.

“It’s a longer window of opportunity,” Eli Lilly China President Jorg Ostertag told a news briefing.

About 35 million Chinese men suffer from some form of erectile dysfunction, Lilly said. Nearly 10 percent of these will eventually look for some sort of treatment, mainly in pharmacies.

FAMILY HARMONY

Erectile dysfunction is common among men with diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol levels, and has historically been treated in China with traditional medicines containing herbs or animal parts such as tiger penis and rhinoceros horns.

“Erectile dysfunction has become a serious issue. It not only threatens men’s health, but also challenges family relationships and harmony,” Ostertag said.

A local court in south China granted a divorce to a woman who remained a virgin after four years of marriage due to her husband’s apparent sexual dysfunction, Xinhua news agency reported in October.

More than 10 percent of divorce cases center on sexual dysfunction, Xinhua quoted a judge with the court in south China’s Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region as saying.

The Supreme People’s Court has ruled that sexual dysfunction that cannot be cured is proper grounds for divorce, Xinhua said.

Industry estimates for China’s market for impotence drugs range from 500 million yuan to as much as 2 billion yuan a year ($65 million to $260 million).

Cialis, although growing faster globally than Viagra, still lags its rival, which was launched in China by Pfizer, the world’s largest drugmaker, in 2000.

Levitra, an impotence drug developed jointly by Bayer AG, GlaxoSmithKline Plc and Schering-Plough Corp., is also available in China.

Pfizer does not disclose sales figures for Viagra in China but global revenues from of the drug rose 1 percent to $1.7 billion last year.

Worldwide sales of Lilly’s Cialis jumped 30 percent to $971 million.

Viagra OTC

February 17th, 2007

Well… it had to happen. Finally, Viagra will be available over the counter in the UK. Just walk onto Boots the chemist, pay your £50, have a few quick checks… blood pressure etc. Then you get 4 pills. If you want a refill however - you have to do a follow up at the docs. (Or you could of course just go here and buy twice the number of pills of genuine Pfizer Viagra at half the price.)