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Free Viagra for Credit Crunch Victims

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Well… not exactly free but discounted anyway.
This is new from Pfizer the creators of Viagra. They have announced a program - unfortunately only for US Viagra users - that will allow guys who’ve lost their jobs and health insurance to continue to use the stuff. The rules are that they have to have […]

Something had to work!

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Yes… in an operation codenamed ’spookdick’, the CIA have now started to use Viagra to bribe the Taliban sympathisers because it’s so much more effective than money, guns or drugs which they tried previously.

Free Viagra. At last it’s for real.

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Mexico City to hand out free impotence pills to men 70 and older

It’s all in the name…

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Bogota (NJ) police have arrested a worker in a mini-mart for illegally selling Viagra and a generic version of Cialis from ‘under the counter’ . This cad was also selling marijuana smoking paraphernalia.

‘Viva Viagra’ Coming to a Bedroom near you

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Well - maybe they are gay! Or maybe the Pfizer execs decided to target the gay viagra market. Or maybe its creators realised how unrealistic it would be to have men hollering the virtues of viagra in front of women. Even someone with half a brain knows that you NEVER mention this stuff to women. None of us takes this shit, not one of us! We can all do it better at fifty than we could at twenty because of vitamins, or good genes, or fucking magic, or somesuch.

Happy Birthday Viagra!

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Yes - it’s time to sing Happy Birthday to the little blue pill that has made such a difference to so many lives. Viagra turns ten years old today. Soon it will be old enough to smoke and have sex!

Viagra saves lives… and not just love lives!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

The former restaurant manager, who played semi-professional ice hockey during the 28 years he lived in Canada, told the Evening News in 2005 how being a guinea pig for taking Viagra to treat PH saved his life.

It is now four-and-a-half years since Grant began taking Revatio - a drug with the same active ingredients as Viagra. Since then it has been licensed to treat other patients with PH, including a fellow PH sufferer, who lives just a mile from Grant.

A Time and Place for everything - including Cialis!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

McGinn told officers that he had just received his Cialis prescription and, “he and Scott were in love.”

King Rat gets Cialis in Aussie Jail

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

The State Government was outraged when the Sunday Mail also revealed von Einem was prescribed the erectile dysfunction drug Cialis by a prison doctor.

Free Viagra - For Real!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

To spice up the sex lives of the commoners, the mayor had been distributing Viagra to groups of elderly men and their partners