Something had to work!
Imagine you are a sixties something Islamic warlord living in a cave in Afghanistan.
Got that!
OK… first thing is… you’re frustrated.
Who wouldn’t be? the more you aim bombs at the coalition, the harder the bastards hit you back!
Worse yet, the younger and cuter your wives get, the limper your dick feels whenever you need to coral them against the cave wall and ’show them who’s got the juice!’ Truth is… lately they’ve started laughing about it behind your back. What’s a warlord supposed to do? I mean… if a warlord can’t get respect from his wives what is the world coming to!!
Trust the indefatigable CIA to come up with an answer. Yes, the spooks with the mostest were sure to find this achilles heel (so to speak) and shoot it up with their sharp arrows.
In an operation codenamed ’spookdick’, the CIA have now started to use Viagra to bribe Taliban sympathisers because it’s so much more effective than money, guns or drugs all of which which they tried previously. What I wonder is… Why did it take them so long to figure this one? The Taliban already have money and guns! But what they don’t have is nice hard dicks to make their multiple wives happy.
So the miracle pill viagra comes to the rescue - MAKE LOVE NOT WAR - not only does viagra stop couples feuding by getting them to concentrate on fucking instead, it is now literally stopping a war by making the warlords cooperative Taliban informants. Justifying this controversial new position one warlord, scratching his crotch, was overheard remarking… ’so what have the Taliban done for me lately…’
We also happily note that viagra does not come under the provisions of the overseas bribery act. In fact, the CIA has informed Totally Free that it is filling this on its tax returns as ‘charitable contributions’.